A new housing development begins in a small residential neighbourhood.
As the construction workers are working, they notice the six year old girl who lives opposite the site is sitting there, watching them with obvious interest. For the first few days, she just sits there, watching them. They give her a friendly wave, and she just smiles and waves back.
As ...
John rolls out of his room into the apartment,
John rolls out of his room into the apartment, looking like some misshapen ball. His roommate Ron, horrified, asks what happened.
“Oh nothing major, I just found a genie and told him I could use a joint, looks like he misinterpreted and turned me into a human knee,” said John.
“A kn...
A family takes their sick dog to the vet.
The vet picks the dog up and studies him. Finally, the vet says "I'm really sorry but I'm gonna have to put him down."
"Why?", asks the shocked family. "What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing major", replied the vet. "He's just really heavy."
Three engineering majors
Three engineering majors were discussing who designed the human body.
The first one said "It had to be a mechanical engineer; the body has hundreds of joints."
The second one says "It had to be an electrical engineer; the nervous system has thousands of electrical connections."
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