While eating lunch today, I found a single fusilli amongst my penne

You can say I spotted an impasta.

Pasta joke trilogy

My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta.

Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.

To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn’t stand me touching pasta ...

Due to the coronavirus, there has been a shortage of pasta in shops.

The government is urging the public not to panic buy based on the actions of a fusilli individuals.

Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta

All because of a fusilli people

Once a pasta chef sat down to talk to his wife about something important

"Honey", the pasta chef said, "I know you said you wanted just two kids, but I really want three or more."

"Dear", his wife said, "are our two silly kids not enough for you?"

"Honey", the pasta chef said, "I just don't want to live having a couple silly kids. I really would like to hav...

Been fired from my job at the pasta factory

I made a fusilli mistakes.

I came second in a pasta making competition

I would have won if it wasn't for a Fusilli mistakes!

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