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[NSFW] Why does the blonde have a green vagina?

The can said finger paint!

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The curious doctor

I haven't seen this one here so hopefully it's not a repost...

A man goes in for a physical and when he drops his pants for the hernia check the doctor sees the patients balls are brown. Concerned, the doctor asks politely "Sir, did you know your balls are brown?"

Perturbed, the patien...

My sad buddy

My buddy was feeling sad one day, so I invited him over to my apartment to finger paint.

"Finger paint?" He said, confused. "What the hell kinda parent names their kid paint?"

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