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Ferris Bueller Jokes

What's Ferris Bueller's favourite curry?

chicken-tikkahhhhhhhhhhh

What did Ferris Bueller name his donkey?

Shane, darling donkey Shane.

What's the difference between Matthew Broderick and Donkey Kong?

One's a furious barreller, the other's Ferris Bueller.

Pirates

The FBI seize a collection of pirated movies.

The movies were Footloose, dirty dancing, ferris bueller's day off, ghost busters and the breakfast club.

As the pirate sees his beloved movies taken away from him, he cries

"ARGH! Me eighties!"

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