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If I'm ever on Family Feud

I'm going to make one of my answer "Your butthole." That way I can hear the host yell out, "Show me your butthole!"

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There were two morticians that had a bitter family feud

for many years. On his death bed, one mortician told his son he wished to finally put an end to the quarrel, and requested to be cremated by his rival. His son nodded, but noticed his father was in pain, and asked if he needed a nurse. The man said, "No, I'm fine, it's just a bit uncomfortable with ...

A man and his wife were watching Family Feud...

When this question came up:

"What age do women stop looking for Mr.Perfect and settle for Mr.Okay?"

"25!" his wife shouted.

"What, that's crazy!" the man argued.

"Well that's when I married you."

Family Feud must be a really hard show to work on

Steve Harvey is always asking for cervezas.

What would a farmer's wife accuse him of caring more about than her?

His hoe

Source: Old Family Feud episode

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My Friend, Ving.

So in my calculus class last year in math, there were these two Chinese twins. Ving, and Ling. Ving was always super cool with me. In exchange for answers (he was super smart) I would hang out with him and be his friend and stuff. After I cheated off of him and studied with him though, I did get to ...

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