Executive Order Jokes - 3 Hilarious Executive Order Jokes

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David Byrne gets elected US President. His first official act is to ban the penny. He issued an executive order to...

Stop making cents.

Trump signs executive order banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese

He wants to make America Grate Again.

What's the difference between Muslim and a terrorist?

I don't know, I just sign executive orders.

I'll be here all week.

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