Did you hear that even with Covid, Trump just signed a new executive order?

He wants a complete overhaul of the poetic justice system.

Trump signs executive order banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese

He wants to make America Grate Again.

Donald Trump has just signed ANOTHER executive order

it's about foreign birds of prey. the order states that any bird, specifically eagles, who have some sort of illness like flu will not be allowed to enter the country.

Trump has labelled them -
ILL EAGLE IMMIGRANTS

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First Executive Order:

All pornstars must now be blonde.

What's the difference between Muslim and a terrorist?

I don't know, I just sign executive orders.

I'll be here all week.

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