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Dry Hump Jokes

What do you call two nerds dry humping on the couch?

Science friction.

Two dust pans were dry humping..

I was like dude, get a broom already!

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What kind of sexual act does a Camel like?

Dry Humping

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What's common between a camel and non-peneterative sex

Dry humping.

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The Welder's Mask

A kids walking along the street and he sees a welders mask.
So the kids excited and he picks it up and puts it on. He plays with the eye visor, flipping it up and down.

Just then a guy in a van comes along and says "hey kid, you want a ride?"

The kid thinks why not so he gets in the...

You know what grinds my gear?

Dry humping

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How do camels have sex in the desert?

They dry hump.

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