I went to a pub and ordered a pint. As the landlord put my drink down, I asked him for the wifi code.
"Oh no," he said, "there's no wifi in here; people used to sit talking in pubs about their day, their families, work, politics, music, the lot - now people just stare at their phones and it breaks my heart to see; therefore, no wifi in this pub."
"You know what?" I replied, "You're right!" an...
A man is on vacation in Spain.
He stops at a local inn to stay and is having a drink down in the bar.
Once there he was challenged by the bartender to win a free meal and a drink. He needs only score higher on a trivia quiz against a very smart chicken.
Amused and figuring he couldn’t lose to a bird he accepts. Th...
You're in a car headed North.
You see a Red Fire Engine, to your right.
And a Fence to your left.
There's a Horse Infront of you
And a Helicopter behind you.
What do you do?
A) Put your drink down. And carefully get off the Merry-Go-Round...
A Mouse and A Lion walk into a Bar
They’re sitting there chugging away at a few beers when a giraffe walks in. “Get a load of her” says the mouse, “I fancy that!”
“Well, why not try your luck?” says the lion.
So the mouse goes over to the giraffe and starts talking to her, and within five minutes they’re out the door an...
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A man meets a woman at a bar and tells her he went to M.I.T
"I graduated in two years" he said as he ordered her a drink. "Now I have a good job."
She was very impressed, but slightly confused. "How did you graduate within two years? I thought most people need at least four?"
"Oh, I'm not that dumb" he said as the drinks arrived. She thought no...
A Cowboy Walks Into a Saloon, Naked . . .
. . . except for his boots.
The place goes dead silent. The cowboy orders a drink, and the bartender asks, “Boy, you know you ain’t got no clothes on?”
“Yup,” drawls the cowboy, “but it ain’t my fault.”
“Ain’t yer fault?” says another fella in disbelief. “How’d you get nekkid, t...