There were three brothers, Foot, Footfoot and Footfootfoot.
They were living their lives for years but someday Foot became gravely ill and died.After 1 month of mourning Footfoot said to Footfootfoot.
Brother it's been 1 month of mourning and crying over our brother's grave, I can't ta...
A russian nuclear rocket
Goes from Russia to America. Over the Pacific it meets an american nuclear rocket, going from America to Russia.
Russian rocket: "Let's go drink something". American rocket: "Ok".
The russian rocket drinks wodka and the american rocket drinks whiskey.
The american rocket g...
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A teenage boy goes up to his father
"Father I am not a virgin anymore"
Father: "Wow that's great! Lets sit down and drink something celebrate about this moment"
Son: "Ok, I can drink with you but I can't sit"
A man comes in a bar everyday for a couple of weeks, orders 2 shots of whiskey and leaves...
One day the barkeeper asked him why he never wants to drink something else? The man replied: „My best friend moved to australia a couple of weeks ago and we both decided to go to a bar everyday and drink 2 shots of whiskey so it‘s like we’re drinking them together.“ The barkeeper was amazed and said...
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