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Crow Bar Jokes

A guy walks into a crow bar

It's a murder scene

Fun fact

Before the invention of the crow bar most crows got drunk at home

Jason Todd walks into a bar, where the Joker is behind the counter. He says "Jason, you know I can't serve Robins here"

Jason asks "Why?" and Joker replies "this is a CROW bar!"



Then he beats him to death.

Why is there drunk bird at the jammed door

Because the repair man asked for a crow bar

Two ducks walk into a bar and are immediately asked to leave

It was a crow bar.

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Only Australians and/or New Zealanders will get this joke

A large man walks into a bar and looks for a place to sit. Every stool and table is taken but at the end of the bar is a little man drinking a beer by himself. So, the big man walks up behind him and slaps him across the back of head and he falls to the floor.

The little man gets up rubbing h...

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