KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome.

They want something CRISPR.

Who is CRISPR's favorite actor?

Gene Hackman

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

Why was the first person to have their eyes genetically edited so pleased?

Well, who wouldn’t want CRISPR vision?

What did the overly forward CRISPR/Cas9 say to the attractive strand of DNA?

"Hey girl. I can't wait to get into your genes."

Why did the genetically modified chicken taste better than the regular one?

It was CRISPR!

What happens when you leave a genetically modified baby in the womb too long?

They come out a little bit CRISPR!

Where in the fridge do you store your genetic experiments?

In the CRISPR drawer.

What do you do when your DNA cookie is undercooked?

You make it CRISPR.

Say what you will about genetically modified animals

At least were should get CRISPR bacon!

What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in?

The CRISPR

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

What is the difference between organic fried chicken and GMO fried chicken?

It's CRISPR.

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter

Where do you keep genetically modified vegetables that cure cancer?

In the CRISPR drawer.

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