Crispr Jokes - 16 Hilarious Crispr Jokes

Who is CRISPR's favorite actor?

Gene Hackman

KFC has asked scientists to edit the chicken genome.

They want something CRISPR.

I only eat genetically modified chicken

It just tastes CRISPR

What did the overly forward CRISPR/Cas9 say to the attractive strand of DNA?

"Hey girl. I can't wait to get into your genes."

Why was the first person to have their eyes genetically edited so pleased?

Well, who wouldn’t want CRISPR vision?

Researchers used CRISPR to encode a movie onto DNA

Time to create some viral memes

What happens when you leave a genetically modified baby in the womb too long?

They come out a little bit CRISPR!

Where in the fridge do you store your genetic experiments?

In the CRISPR drawer.

What do you do when your DNA cookie is undercooked?

You make it CRISPR.

Where does the geneticist keep his GMO vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer!

Say what you will about genetically modified animals

At least were should get CRISPR bacon!

What part of the fridge do you keep the gene edited baby in?

The CRISPR

What is the difference between organic fried chicken and GMO fried chicken?

It's CRISPR.

Where's the best place to store your GMO produce?

In the Vegetable CRISPR

If you genetically edit the DNA of lettuce...

... you can make it CRISPR

Not mine... I read it off Twitter

[Long] Theodore was once a wild horse, happily roaming amongst the sagebrush of Nye County, NV. But he wandered into Area 51 one day.

After the sensors detected his presence, Theodore was captured by scientists and used for experiments. One day, through a highly unethical and bleeding-edge process utilizing CRISPR, he was transformed into a human male.

Not everything carried over well between life as a horse and life as a ...

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