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Clothes Line Jokes

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My neighbor came at me really aggressively, asking if I knew anything about her underwear disappearing from her clothes line.

I can tell you I nearly shit her pants.

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My neighbor asked if I knew anything about the missing clothes from her clothes line

I almost shit her pants

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a clothes line?

Aaron

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I just told my next door neighbour we are moving out next week and she said “Great, that means you can stop stealing my undies off my clothes line”!

I nearly shit her pants when she said it.

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Pervert.

I am really pissed off with the pervert who jumped my fence last night and stole a pair of my wife's panties off of the clothes line, enough is enough, you can keep the panties, but please return the 26 pegs.

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