Close To The Edge Jokes - 10 Hilarious Close To The Edge Jokes

A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon

A tourist came too close to the edge of the Grand Canyon, lost his footing and
plunged over the side, clawing and scratching to save himself. After he went out of sight and just before he fell into space, he encountered a scrubby bush which he desperately grabbed with both hands. Filled with terr...

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A middle school class went on a field trip to the construction site.

Suddenly, a worker falls to his death from the roof of an unfinished building. Because of this, the school decided to hold an accident prevention class. The teacher asks:

"Children, how do you think, why did that man fall?"

"He was standing too close to the edge of the roof!" - said L...

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The Desert

There is a man making his way across the desert on foot and quickly realizes he is going to need a better mode of transportation. After making his way for a few hours he finally comes across another man who is walking a camel. He asks him if it is for sale and he states that it is, but it is a bit u...

A friend of mine, a performing arts student, was recently killed in an accident in Toronto…

He was putting himself through school by working as a birthday clown and he had to take the subway to get around. He was going to his next gig and his floppy shoes caught on his baggy trousers and, since he was a little too close to the edge, he fell in front of the train. We have tried to get the t...

Solution.

If you are struggling to sleep at night because of hot and humid weather.

I have a solution.

Get into bed, lay on your side and get as close to the edge of the bed as possible.

You will soon drop off.

I went to a scenic overlook to get away from it all.

I got too close to the edge, and then it all went downhill from there.

I've given up my U2 obsession

I was getting close to the Edge

The longest circumcision in history

I had this mate and he used to go on about it his job all the time, you know the type? Work, work, work! Well this was particularly annoying in his case, as he was a professional circumciser.

I said to him one day do you enjoy your work? And off he went...

He said yes it’s a fantasti...

You guys hear that Bono fell off the stage at the big U2 concert last night?

He got a little too close to the edge.

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A guy is walking down the beach and finds a woman with no arms and no legs...

A guy is walking down the beach and finds a woman with no arms and no legs laying in the sand...and she is in tears. "What's wrong?" the man asked. "I was born this way and I never really had any family to speak of. I've never been hugged by anyone my whole life." she replied. The man gracefully pic...

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