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What do you call a poor classical pianist?

Baroque

What do classical pianists use to remember their groceries?

A Chopin Liszt.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and his friends are acting in a short film about classical pianists and musicians

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One of friends says, "I'll play Beethoven."

Another says, "I'll be Mozart."

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In the end, Arnold says, "I'll be Bach."

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