Did you know that chicken strips are a new form of currency in some areas?
They’re considered legal “tender”
My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch
She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a strip tease!"
Did you know Elvis was a big fan of Chicken Strips?
He even wrote a song about them called “Love Me Tender”.
My own play on a joke
Why did the chicken cross the road. Because Chicken had a job interview. Chicken failed. "Chicken winged" it. Chicken failed more jobs. Chicken lose money. Chicken lose house. "Chicken strips".
What do you get when you cross KFC with a gentlemen's club?
Chicken strips!
"I'm hungry. I just need something small to satisfy, any suggestions?"
"...Maybe the chicken strips for $6?"
"Maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger."
I needed a place to keep my USDA inspected chicken strip
So I bought a wallet
Now my legal tender is safe
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"
Why is chicken a hoe?
Because chicken strips.
My mate asked what I wanted to do on Friday night
I asked if he was up for chicken strips and a drink He replied “nah man, I don’t wanna see no naked chickens”
What does a chicken do when they fall on hard times?
Chicken strips
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