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What Do You Call A Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?

A waist of time.

What do you call a girl who catches fish?

Anette.

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Edit: Wow, front page of /r/jokes I finally did it!

Edit 2: Thanks everyone, this is my highest up-voted post ever!

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you call a girl with one leg?

Eileen

What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

What do you call a girl who is always considering surgery to deal with her weight problem?

A lipochondriac

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What do you call a girl who has safe sex

Pregnain't

What do you call a girl that can float on water?

Boyn't

What do you call a girl who is laughing on her period?

A happy cramper.

What do you call a girl wearing camouflage?

Heidi.

What do you call a girl who was born in the desert

Sandy

What do you call a girl that likes you

An imaginary friend

What do you call a girl thirsty for water

A h2hoe

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What do you call a girl that routinely does kegel exercises?

Jacked in the box

What do you call a girl that knows Naruto

She-know-bi

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What do you call a girl who lets you touch her breasts then sues you after?

A booby trap

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What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Ilene.

What do you call a Japanese girl with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene.

Where does she work as a waitress?

Ihop.

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What do you call a girl who never masturbates?

A liar.

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What do you call a girl who counts all her casual sex partners?

Tally Ho!

What do you call a girl who you cannot think of a common way to describe?

Ms. Cellaneous

What do you call a girl that broke up with her boyfriend because of abuse?

A hit single.

What do you call a girl that is both clever and stupid?

Miss Understand.

What do you call a girl who likes to count the number of guys she’s slept with?

Tally ho!

What do you call a girl on the arm of a banio player?

A tattoo.

What do you call a girl hanging off the back of a fishing boat?

Annette

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What do you call a girl from Alabama that can run faster than her brothers?

A virgin

What do you call a girl who’s into theater chicks?

A thesbian

What do you call a girl tree?

"It's a Mystery (Ms. Tree)"
-My 7-year old daughter made that one up.

What do you call a girl that goes down right after you just met?

Ronda Rousey

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms?

what do you call a girl on a swing with no arms?
Sarah.

Knock Knock...
Whos there?
Not Sarah

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A list of puns

Here's a list of puns I've been collecting:

How do you throw a space party? You planet.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Nope. Unintended.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

A scarecrow says,...

My 4.5 year old made up his first joke today. What do you call a girl who delivers things?

Dolivia.

What do you call a girl who'll go home with any guy after he buy her a hearty Italian meal?

A pasta-tute.

Q:What do you call a girl named Betty who has no arms

A: Betty !

1:Knock Knock
2:Whose there
3:NOT BETTY !

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What do you call a girl who hops around from guy to guy at a construction company?

Jack off all trades

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