Callahan Jokes

A professor gives his physiology class a spot quiz. One question he asks is, "What part of the human anatomy expands to ten times its normal size during periods of intense emotion and excitement?" He picks a rather overdressed girl in the front row to answer it. "Miss Callahan!" The indicated girl, ... read more

Callahan, an Irish man, is racing through the city to get to the hospital where his wife has just been taken to give birth to their first child.


There's nowhere to park, and he's going mad trying to find a spot.


Finally in a panic, he gives up and says "Lord, please.. I'm not a... read more

...named after its purportedly plaintive cries of "Foo! Foo!" but renowned for its feces, which is said to become a deadly toxin on the skin upon exposure to air, giving us to the common piece of wisdom, "If the Foo shits, wear it."

However you may not know about the brave explorers who set o... read more