Bob And Tom Jokes - 6 Hilarious Bob And Tom Jokes

Joke from bob and Tom show

Did you hear about the cheese factory in France that exploded?

There was de brie everywhere.

Two homeless men, Bob and Tom, are walking down the street.

They pass a restaurant that is packed with people hungry during lunch hour.

Bob pulls a $2 bill out of his pocket. He has a nasty sense of humor, so he says to Tom, "I'll make you a deal. If you can make those hungry people push their plates away, I'll give you this $2."

Tom accepts. ...

Two Newfie brothers, Bob and Tom, go to the unemployment office one day.

After hours of standing in line, Bob is called in to speak with a social worker.

The social worker asks him "What is your occupation?"

Bob replies "I'm a diesel fitter."

The social worker informs Bob that she just happens to know of a trucking company that is hiring for this pos...

Bob Tom and Debbie are Stranded on a Desert Island

Bob, Tom, and Debbie are Stranded on a Desert Island. Barely fighting to survive, they resign themselves to months with only each other for company.

Eventually, Bob and Debbie start getting it on, doing what comes naturally in survival situations.

Not to be left out of the fun,...

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A cruise in the Pacific goes all wrong,

the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Bob, Tom and Debbie.

They manage to swim to a small island and they live there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do.

After several years of casual sex, all the time, Debbie felt absolutely horrible about ...

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New motorcycle

Credit to Bob Zany (I believe). I heard this on the Bob and Tom show this morning. This won't be exactly how he told it but it should be close.

A guy buys a himself a motorcycle from his neighbor. The neighbor tells him that he needs to rub Vaseline over the motorcycle before it rains or it w...

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