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Big Gun Jokes

Did you hear about the two fish in the tank?

One drove and the other one controlled the big gun

What do you call an unemployed bodybuilder?

Big guns for hire. :-D

Oki oki I’ll see myself out.

a little kid at school opens a violin case...

A little kid at school opens a violin case and there is a big gun inside. The little kid says:
"I'm curious what is my father going to do in the bank with my violin..."

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Big Chief problems

A proud Indian chief walks in the doctors office with his wife.
She says ‘big chief, no fart!’
The doctor understands the problem immediately and prescribes a laxative and to return in 3 days.
3 days later, the chief and his wife walk back in, the chief looking visibly uncomfortable,
...

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It’s World War II, just before dusk. And a Native American Code Talker named Grey Beaver was running for his life...

Author's note - Wrote this from memory. When you tell this joke in person, act out the stuff in brackets.

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It’s World War II, just before dusk. And a Native American Code Talker named Grey Beaver was running for his life from a German patrol. One of the benefi...

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