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Big Ball Jokes

Why does santa have big balls?

He only comes once a year.

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Why did the big ball of hydrogen and helium give Harvey Weinstein a blowjob?

Because he said he would make her a star!

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A kid walks in on his parents taking a shower...

He hears them saying to one another: "Honey, you have big balls." "Babe, you have big tits".

The boy asks, "Mom, dad, what are tits and balls?"

His parents reply, "Oh, uhhh... that's just another way of saying hats and scarves, now go play." So the kid goes off to play.

Later...

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3 women sitting on a porch

Three women were sitting on their porch in Alabama, one says "you know I call my husband Big Balls, cause he's got the biggest balls in all of Alabama " The other two chuckle. The second women smiles and says " Well I call my husband Big Dick, cause he's got the biggest dick in all of Alabama" again...

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Eating bull's testicles - tradition in Spain

A tourist in Spain is in a restaurant near a bullfighting arena right after a bullfight.
There's a table nearby where a guy is eating a dish with two big balls in it and all around the table people are making merry.

The tourist got curious and asked the manager to explain what was going on...

Does a snowman have a heart?

Nope, just big balls

A cowboy challenges an renowned native american warrior to a bear hunt ..

The native guy accepts, so they pack up their tools. The cowboy takes 5 revolvers, 2 rifles and a bunch of knifes just in case. The native? Only one bow and just TWO arrows.

The cowboy is perplexed and has to ask:

Cowboy: "Are you sure 2 arrows are all you need?"

Native america...

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3 Generals are having a contest.

3 Generals one from the Army, one from Marines, and one from the Air Force are having a contest. A contest to see who's troops have the biggest balls.


The Air Force general looks to one of his best pilots and shouts "You..Pilot..take that fighter to 10000ft and then go straight down and ...

When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say:

What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat.

What has big balls, and hangs up?

...Then hang up the phone x)

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