What did the professional diving roach say to his captain right before being lost to the sea?
Suffocation, no breathing, this is my last report.
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[This one is better if you can act it out in person] A guy walks into a bar...
...sits down at the bar, gets a drink, and then begins poking at the palm of his hand before holding it to the side of his face and having a conversation with...apparently no one...for several minutes.
The bartender's weirded out by this, so he approaches the man as soon as his 'episode' is o...
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