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Baseball Umpire Jokes

A rough, hard drinking baseball umpire

was upset because he couldn't get his little boy to sit on his lap and talk to him.

After all, the son never sits on the brutish umpire.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why was Hitler a great baseball umpire?

Three Reichs and you’re out.

One day a baseball umpire brought his son to a game to watch him work. Dutmring the game, the umpire was rude and insulting, even to the point of spitting and cursing the players. At the end of the game he knelt down and beckoned his son to come sit on his knee. The boy refused saying . . .

The son never sits on the brutish umpire.

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