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Baller Jokes

"I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl.."

"Ok, that's three," interrupted the genie.

My date told me she was a baller, so I was keen when she offered me back to her house.

When we got there, the place was small.



I frowned. "I thought you said you're a baller."



"I am," she replied, then she pulled down her underwear.

What do you call a rich vegetarian?

A melon baller.

My friend denies that the earth is flat.

What a baller.

Jay-Z owned a baseball team.

From day one, it was a foregone conclusion that it would be a cellar-dwelling team. Everyone on that team had a batting average of below .150, and not a single player scored a home-run. The defense was horrible; every outfielder was scared of fly-balls, the infielders couldn’t catch line drives to s...

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