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Baby Crying Jokes

Why Was the Anti-Vaxxer’s Baby Crying?

It Was Having a Mid-Life Crisis.

Why was the new born baby crying in his anti vax mom hands

He was having a mid life crisis

Why was the Anti-vaxxer's baby crying?

Because he wasn't going to live long enough to see this joke reposted again.

My grandfather told me that a baby crying was the most painful thing in the world...

So I threw one at a guy crossing the road

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