An AmerIcan pilot rents a small plane while on vacation in Australia...
The plane start to have engine trouble and crashes. He wakes up in the hospital the following day in a body cast and excruciating pain. Depressed and in agony, he asks the nurse to come over.
He asks her, “Did I come here to die?”
The Australian nurse responds, “Of course not, sweethe...
If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom?
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Bad Children's Books Titles
Here are some bad children's books titles I found in my jokes archive. Can you think of others?
1. "You Were an Accident" 2. "Strangers Have the Best Candy" 3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched" 4. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" 5. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Assoc...
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