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9 Volt Jokes

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How are women's buttholes and 9 volt batteries alike?

You know you shouldn't, but eventually you'll put your tounge on it.

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What does a 9 volt battery and a woman’s arsehole have in common?

You know it’s wrong, but sooner or later you’re going to stick your tongue on it.

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What do 9 volt batteries and butt holes have in common?

You know you shouldn't, but one day you're probably going to try licking one.

What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

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Works as a pick up line

"Hey baby, what does your butthole and a 9 volt battery have in common?"

"I know I shouldn't stick my tongue on it, but I still kinda want to."

A police officer is doing his patrol when he sees two men arguing.

He goes to approach, when suddenly it gets physical. The first man throws a packet of sodium chloride at the second, and the second responds by throwing a bunch of 9 volts at the first.

The officer arrests them for a salt and battery.

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A police officer on a bike route sees 2 men arguing.

The officer slows down to observe, and to see if the argument would become violent. The 2 men are bitter, and get louder by the minute. Suddenly, they both reach into their pockets. The first man pulls out some sodium chloride and throws it at the second man, while the second man get a 9 volt and 2 ...

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