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69er Jokes

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Little johnny’s first 69er....

Little johnny had never had sex before and knew little about it.
He was out one night and was approached by a woman who asked if he would like to join her for some serious sex.
Johnny obliges and after undressing at her house they promptly get stuck into it.
After a while she suggests a 69e...

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A man and his wife were sharing their very first wedding anniversary... (NSFW)

The wife says "Honey, I'll do anything you want for you tonight"

Husband replies "Nice! How about a 69er!"

"I can't, I'm on my period!"

"I don't give a fuck!"

"Well" she says, "if you don't care then I certainly don't, let's do it."

So they are going at it for a bi...

Did you know women are fantastic at exactly 70 things?

69ers, and making sandwiches.

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