A telephone rang. "Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"
"Yes, it is," came the reply.
"Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."
I have a 444 day streak on Duolingo. Here’s what I learned:
French.
A man buys a train ticket to go to New York City...
A man buys a train ticket to go to New York City on April 4. The ticket costs $44 and he notices that the ticket number is 4444. He finds the train at platform 4 and his seat is in train car 4, seat number 44. The train leaves at exactly 4:44.
When he arrives, he goes to the hotel that is on ...
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I did the math on Hurricane Florence rain fall...
There is predicted to be 17 Trillion gallons of rain falling from Florence.
The width of a milk jug is 5.5"
Rain x Width = 93 Trillion inches
93 Trillion divided by 12 gets you 7,791,666,666,666 Feet
Divided by 5280
1,475,694,444 Miles
Divided by 93,000,000 ...
A man with terminal cancer gets frozen…
Then, he gets awakened in 2060 when they can cure his cancer.
The first thing he does when he learns he’s in 2060 is call his broker:
— Well, mister Smith, your total net worth today is $3,405,444,102.26.
Upon learning he’s a multibillionnaire, he leaps of joy and slips in some ...
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