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A Yugoslavian jew moves to israel

After ww2 most of the (still alive) yugoslavian jews moved to Israel.

Shlomo shekelowitz decides to stay in yugoslavia just to test the new socialist regime.

After a year he moves to israel.

One of his old friends sees him and asks

SCHLOMO! Long time we did not see each o...

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A Muslim Bosniack is captured by a group of Serbs during the last Yugoslavian Warm

They ask him who is he and he swears in the name of Saint Sava that he's Serbian.
The Serbians' don't believe him and ask him to drop his pants to see if he's circumsized. To which he replies "It's a sad state of affairs when you guys trust my cock more than your patron Saint!"

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