A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive. The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.
Ten years ...
Despite tonight's advice from the UK government, pub chain Wetherspoons will remain open for a further THREE WEEKS!
They won't be serving anything, it's just to give people who went to the toilets a chance to leave before they lock up.
I bumped into an old mate of mine today.
I said, "What are you doing these days?"
He said, "I prepare meals for the homeless, drug addicts, alcoholics and down and outs."
I said, "Oh, are you working for the Salvation Army?"
He said, "No. Wetherspoons!"