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Veni Jokes

Veni, vidi, et obliti enim veni.

I came, I saw, and I forgot why I came here.

Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici!

Roy Moore: Vidi, vici, veni.

Caesar: Veni, vidi, vici

meaning I came, I saw, I conquered.
Which is probably useful for explaining why the strip club down the street now has the motto:
Veni, vidi, veni.

Veni, VD, vici

I came, I caught, I cankered

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Mehmed II, Ottoman Emperor are in a room. Julius Caesar walks in the room. What did he say?

"Veni, vidi, vici."

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What did Julius Caesar say after watching porn?

Veni vidi veni

Roman Dating

Caesar and Brutus were chatting over a goblet of wine one day.

Caesar says, "I had a hot date with a girl from Egypt that I met the other night."

Brutus asks, "What was her name?"

Caesar says, "Cleopatra."

Brutus asks, "How did the date go? "

Caesar answers, "vidi ...

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