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Unhelp Jokes

The bloke who scanned my items at the supermarket was rude, unhelpful and smelled like he'd been drinking.

That's the last time I use the self checkout..

"You must be an engineer"

A man is flying solo in a hot air balloon and he discovers that he is lost. He lowers altitude until he can see a guy walking through a field.

He says to the guy, "Hey, where am I"?
The guy replies, "You are in a hot air balloon about 8 feet above farmer Jack's field."
The balloon ...

So I asked my neighbor if he could help me figure out what DIY means. He said, "Do it Yourself"

Unhelpful, prick.

There are four types of posts on Reddit

Helpful,
Unhelpful
And misleading...

I told my colleague to stay positive…

…which, in hindsight, would be unhelpful considering he has COVID.

Googling for suicide tips gets you a helpline, so I called them up

They were really unhelpful, should've been called a stop-line with the way they were going about things.

 

>!Because a suicide **help** line sounds like they'll assist you, when in reality they're trying to stop you.!<

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Looking for a great thread that was on here a few months ago. Any help appreciated

It was along the lines of "Serbian Jokes" or "Old Russian Jokes" or something similar.

All the punchlines were just misery piled upon misery. It was brilliant.

Search function has been as unhelpful as it can. Either that or I'm shit at searching . Or both.

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