You know as long as you keep babies well fed they're usually pretty good...
But I like mine with a little BBQ sauce.
A German, an Italian and a Chinese man arrive at a logging camp up north looking for work.
The boss sees the strapping young German and says, "you look strong and fit, here's a chainsaw, go join the fellers and help cut down some trees." Next he looks at the Italian, a bit of a belly on him and looking well fed, and says, "You look like you know your way around the kitchen, go help in ...
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An American, a Frenchman, and A Japanese man are shipwrecked but spot a
While clinging to floating debris and paddling towards shore they discuss what they will do to survive.
The American dude has experience with carpentry, so they decide he will build them s shelter. The French gentleman is a pretty good cook, so they plan on him keeping them well fed. Eventual...
A Chinese and a USA general debate on who's army is better taken care of..
"Our army is well fed. They're getting 1000 calories in meals every day!", says the Chinese general.
The USA general thinks for a second and replies: "Our soldiers receive over 4000 calories daily!"
"That's impossible," the Chinese general scoffs, "Who could possibly eat half a...
Adam and Eve
Adam is sitting in the Garden of Eden, talking to God.
He says to God “You’ve given me life, the purpose of naming every animal, and plenty of food to eat. You’ve made me comfortable, kept me well fed, and a sense of purpose. However, I’m feeling quite lonely; is there anything you can do to...
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no f...