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Two Head Jokes

Two Heads

God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Every man has two heads...

One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions.

They say two heads are better than one

But sometimes I just don't need that much lettuce.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man returns home from his nightly pub visit to his wife sitting on the couch playing with two stray cats. He says to her "Hon, It's ok. Don't get mad, I can explain." The wife looks up and sees her husband has two heads. "Holy hell, John, what happened to you?" she screamed.

"Well," he explained, "I was leaving Harry's Pub just around ten PM like I always do when I decided to take a short cut through the alley way. That's where I stumbled and almost tripped on this lamp. So I pick it up and give it a rub, and out pops this genie who tells me he will give me three wishes...

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