Two Head Jokes - 4 Hilarious Two Head Jokes

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Two Heads

God gifted man with two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time.

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

Every man has two heads...

One holds the brain, and the other makes all the decisions.

They say two heads are better than one

But sometimes I just don't need that much lettuce.

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