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Head First Jokes

What do you call a person who just fell head first off of a 10 story building?

A crackhead







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When the mosquito flew head first into a brick wall, what was the last thing that went through his mind?

His ass.

When leaving to deliver presents, where does Santa head first?

South.

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My favorite clean joke

A young turtle is seen in the forest climbing up the trunk of a tree. It reaches the first sturdy branch of the tree and climbs out to the very end of it. At the end of the branch it hesitates for a minute before jumping off flailing its legs wildly tumbling end over end before smashing head first i...

I once dated a HTML student that liked foreplay.

She always put head first.

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