Toilet Water Jokes - 6 Hilarious Toilet Water Jokes

Two reasons I don't drink toilet water.

No.1
No.2

Queen Victoria didn’t do such a good job keeping drinking water away from toilet water...

but it was still frowned upon to cholera fool.

Its cool to pee into blue toilet water and watch it turn a different color...

just not when it turns purple

You know you’re overweight when...

You get in the bath and toilet water rises.

The female washroom had a lip print problem.

Everyday the popular girls went to the washroom and left lipstick prints on the mirrors, causing a hassle for the janitor.

So he thought of a plan and discussed it with a teacher.

One day he invited the offenders to the washroom.

“Everyday after school I need to clean these l...

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