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Tippex Jokes

A man is in court today charged with tippexing all the fullstops in books at his local library

He's expecting a long sentence.

Just ordered 1,000 litres of Tippex.

Big mistake.

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Accidentally swallowed some tippex instead if liquid viagra.

Now I have this huge correction!

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Did you hear about the guy who mistook tippex for viagra?

He woke up in the morning with a massive correction

I bought 10 litres of Tippex the other day

Huge mistake.

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Last night I reached for my liquid viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of tippex..

...I woke this morning with a huge correction.

My friend has been up in court for defacing library books

He was discovered tippexing all the full stops out, the judge said he should expect a long sentence.

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My Dad sent me this email titled "Politically Correct Jokes"

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex.
I woke this morning with a huge correction.



The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers .......
So I did.... she's 21 and her name's Lucy



My girlfriend sa...

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