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You know that tingly sensation you get when you like somebody?

That's common sense leaving your body.

Is it love?

A gal walks into a bar, orders a beer and lets loose a deep sigh. "Do you know that crazy tingly feeling you get when you think you really like someone?" she asks the bartender. "Apparently it is just common sense leaving your body."

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NSFW Why does Captain America watch incest porn?

It makes the southern parts of him all tingly.

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In light of people getting slapped by the pope.

There was this poor old guy named Donald who hears that the pope is going on tour and will be parading through his town. Donald was very excited that he might get a chance to meet the pope and shake his hand. So he decided to make a plan. He thought that the pope would want to meet the richest man i...

If your friend makes you feel sick, they're probably toxic.

If they give you a tingly feeling, they're probably radioactive.

It was just another day in the jungle, and the little tailor store was open as usual.

*ting a-ling-ting* The door jingles open and in walks a flea, a spider and a rat.

They all ask to be measured up and fitted for suits.

"Step this way", says the tailor and begins measuring up the flea with his tiny teeny tape measure.

"You're pretty fat for a flea", he says, a...

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