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Three vampires walk into a bar. 2 order a glass of blood, the third orders a glass of water.

The bartender says to the third vampire, "are you sure you wouldn't rather have a glass of blood like your friends?"

The vampire pulls out a tampon and replies, "no thanks, I prefer tea".

A group of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter a beer...

By the seventh order the bartender asks them "is this some sort of a joke?"

The last mathematician explains "no, we just know our limits".

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An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders a pint.

The second orders a half pint.

The third orders a quarter pint.

The bartender sees where this is going, he pours them all two pints of beer and says, "you guys are dicks".

A man decides he wants to run a farm

A man decides he wants to run a farm.

He goes to the farm store, and orders 300 baby chicks from the manager.

The next week, he comes back and orders 300 more chicks. The store just thinks that his farm is doing well, and sells them to him.

Again, the next week, the man comes in...

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.

The first one orders one pint, the second one also orders 1 pint (astonishing the barman because he thought it was a repost), the third orders 1/2 a pint, the fourth orders 1/6th of a pint, the fifth orders 1/24th of a pint and so on. The bartender sees where this is going and says, "I'm all out of ...

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