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Teet Jokes

Imagine a cow with twelve teets...

Sound silly, dozentit?

Did you hear about the Midwestern dairy farmers? Apparently they've begun a new trend of covering their cows' teets with fabric because they felt like their heifers were indecent.

It's Being Called An Udder Shame.

A farmer sees someone talking to his horses....

He quickly grabs his shotgun and heads over to the man. He points his gun and him and exclaims: "What are you doing! This is private property!" The man replies " Your animals can talk! I was just talking to them" The farmer, surprised, says: "Well if that's true, what are they saying!?"

The m...

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Irish Nuns

A car full of Irish nuns are sitting at a traffic light in down town Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer teets, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't thi...

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Chocolate Milk

A man is sitting at a bar thinking aloud to himself, he says "man, I haven't sucked on a good tit in a while"

A man sitting down the bar replies "well you outta head upstairs bud, theres a woman up there with chocolate breastmilk"

The first man, not believing the seconds words heads up...

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