What do you call a college student who joined the paratroopers to pay off his student loans?

Debt from above.

Why did my cat get screwed on his student loans?

He forgot to read the second claws

I'd like to take a moment to say thank you student loans for getting me through college.

I don't think I'll ever be able to repay you.

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What's the difference between my wife and my student loans?

My student loans fuck me with interest.

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Having student loans is like being in a shitty marriage.

They fuck you once a month for 25 years,

they make you feel guilty about every dollar you spend,

and you spend an unhealthy amount of time wondering if you could fake your death to get out of the whole arrangement.

Sub-Zero paid off his student loans...

Frugality...

After years of hard work after college, I finally paid back my student loans.

I wish I can post this in a different sub.

What do you call a starship that works multiple jobs and can't pay of it's student loans?

The Millennial Falcon

The Department is Education is canceling $150 million in student loans.

Those are a lucky 4 people.

Shout out to my student loans

for being the only one from college keeping in touch

I don’t think I’d have made it through university without the help of my student loans

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to repay them

I nearly paid off my student loans today, I was so close! But then I got an unexpected bill for my gym membership.

I didn't even know we had a gym at the nursing home.

I got my student loans down from 100k to 50k overnight with this super easy life hack.

Divorce

I thought my student loans were great when I got then.

Now they're outstanding!

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A millennial walks into a bank

"I'd like to go $200,000 into debt please."

Banker: "What for?"

M: "Student loans."

B: "Great! Sign right here please."

M: "Nice. Can I also get a mortgage?"

B: "Absolutely the fuck not!"

Smoking cigarettes isn't completely bad for you,

Just think, for every cigarette you smoke it takes 7 minutes off your student loans.

I recently made an impossible escape room and I’m extremely proud!

It’s called Student Loans.

I was taken advantage of my first day of college

I was young.

There were more than one of them.

They wanted my interest and they got it.

They said I couldn't back out.

And it won't be that bad.

I took more than I could handle and it hurt.

Now it burdens me every day.

They said after college th...

Trump shutting down the border would be the best thing for millennials

Once the avocado market dries up they can finally pay off their student loans and buy a house

My teacher told me to "pay attention"

And I say "sorry, my student loans don't cover it"

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What’s the difference between a dick and a Ferrari?

I’d only have to get plowed by a Ferrari once to pay off my student loans.

A recent university graduate wins $1 million dollars, and is being interviewed by the news.

A recent university graduate wins $1 million dollars, and is being interviewed by the news.

News anchor: So what will you do with the money?

The graduate: I will pay off my student loans.

News anchor: And what will you do with the rest?

The graduate: They'll have to wait...

If anyone is Christmas shopping for me...

I take a size large in student loans.

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I was at a party the other night.

I walked into the rager eager for a drink to quell my thirst, it was 9pm and things were just starting to heat up. A few steps through the door and I was greeted by a petit partygoer with flashing lights in her hair, she said something but I couldn't hear her over the DJ, but I wasn't really interes...

My best Friend Wasted His Medical School Training

After seven years of medical school and training my good friend was fired because of one little indiscretion, and can no longer work in the profession he had dedicated his life to. He slept with a patient. He is still paying back student loans. His family is devastated. It's such a damn shame be...

Hey cutie, are you the economy?

Because you're almost as crippling as my student loans and anxiety.

A boomer, a millennial, and a Gen Z kid walk into a bar

They sit down at a table and order a bottle of whiskey. The boomer pours a tall glass for himself and says, "There ain't no social security left, so I'm pouring myself a big glass of whiskey!" Then, the millennial grabs the bottle an pours a medium sized glass and says, "I've got $100,000 in student...

When they ask you "why is University so expensive?"..

The intent is to provide students with a sense of pride and accomplishment for completing different courses.

As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average...

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