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Snowblower Jokes

A few months ago I lost the retaining clip while replacing a shear pin on my snowblower. I found it today after the snow melted.

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How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower.

Hand her a shovel!

Dear Charlie, We’ve been neighbors for 6 tumultuous years.

When you borrowed my snowblower, you returned it in pieces.

When I was sick, you blasted Metallica.

And when your dog decorated my lawn, you laughed.

I could go on, but I’m not one to hold grudges. So I am writing this letter to tell you that your house is on fire.

Co...

why was the snowman smiling?

because he saw the snowblower coming down the street

Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower came around the corner

What's a snowman's girlfriend called?

She's a snowblower.

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What do you call an Alaskan prostitute?

A snowblower.

Why was Frosty banned from the hardware store?

He was caught molesting the snowblowers.

Why was the snow man so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming down the street.

Rib jokes?

My mom just broke one of her ribs shoveling snow. (Really mom? You're 60 years old, with a snowblower, with a husband who was literally 10 minutes away from coming home) Anyway, does anyone have any good jokes involving ribs? I know the Adam/Eve ones...any others?

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