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Sketch Artist Jokes

I took my first course in 'How to be a sketch artist' only yesterday

And I'm already drawing large crowds.

A pencil sketch artists' greatest dilemma.....

2B or not 2B?

What is the hardest job in China?

A police sketch artist.

Feeling a little quirky

When I was younger the police asked me, "Can you describe to us the robber?"

I probably should have helped catch the guy, but I had a lot more fun seeing the look on that sketch artist's face as he slowly drew himself.

A victim of a recent mugging went to the police for help.

When the victim entered the station she was comforted by the police officer, given a cup of coffee, and was told that they would bring a sketch artist to draw the suspect from her description.

After about 10 minutes, the department's sketch artist comes in and prepares his work space. The off...

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