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Russian Bear Jokes

A russian bear, a chinese bear and an american bear walk into a bar...

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They kill the bartender. I mean what else would a bear do?

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Big Game Hunter goes to Siberia to hunt Russian Bear

When he arrives on the train station (probably the only one in Siberia) he is greeted by the village hunter/gatherer/provider who has a very mangy, tiny, old dog leashed with a massive iron chain.
\-"Right, I'll help you." says the native "Here's what we're going to need: A great big blow horn,...

What can save Russian Bear

Snow den.

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