My favorite clean joke - the Old Man and the Ferrari

A young investment banker goes out and buys the car of his dreams - a brand new Ferrari GTO. After paying $500,000, he takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. While waiting for the light to change, an frail looking old man on a yellow moped pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at ...

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1942. Two Nazi generals are at their headquarters, when suddenly the Red Phone rings.

The red line is reserved for Hitler himself, so they both know who's calling. Their faces turn pale, they look at each other with fear in their eyes. Finally one of them picks up the phone, puts it to his ear and listens. He says:

"Yes, my Fuhrer. Yes, my Fuhrer. Yes, my Fuhrer. Yes, my Fuhre...

As a writer, my vocabulary is excellent, but my spelling is lacking...

... I thought as I gazed at the squiggly red line beneath the word solemly.

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My sister threw away a perfectly good juul

Except there’s 2 red lines on it and the things tastes like piss

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Two guys wait in the urologist’s office…

The first guy says, “I'm here because I've got a mysterious red line around my penis.”

The second guy, “I have a green line around my penis! Let me know what the doctor says on your way out.”

The first guy sees the doc and on the way out sees the other man waiting, “it went great! Noth...

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