A bartender told me that the actor from No Country For Old Men started a fight in his pub

I asked, "Javier Bardem"?

He said "No, but I gave him a warning"

Landlord: That Spanish actor out of Skyfall was kicking off in my pub the other night.

Customer: Javier Bardem?

Landlord: No, but he IS on his final warning.

My mate from up North owns a pub.

He was telling me other night that he’s been having trouble with a famous Spanish actor who keeps coming into his pub and causing chaos.

“Javier Bardem?” I asked

“I’ve tried," he replied, “but he just keeps comin’ back.”

A Scottish bouncer walks into his local pub...

...and the bartender says:

"We could have used you in here last night, we had that Spanish actor from that Coen brothers film in, smashing the place up."

"Oh, Javier Bardem?"

"No. We just kicked him out."

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