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A chemistry professor is giving his final exam...

... he says on the friday before the final, "If you miss the final you have to have a great excuse for missing the final next monday." Two students decide to study together all weekend so all friday night they study, all saturday morning and night they study, then they study all sunday morning and d...

Physicist Frank Wilczek states that there is life on other planets...

Profesor Stephen Hawking maintains his position.

A farmer and a professor are on the train

The teacher walks up to him, seeing that he is the only one on the train.

The professor says "Hello farmer, I want to make a deal, if I ask you a question and you don't know the answer, you pay me 5 dollars. On the other hand, if you ask me a question and I don't get it, I pay you 500$."
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