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Planet Fitness Jokes

I hope Planet Fitness really is a judgement free zone

Gonna be taking my dumps there for the next couple weeks.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A woman with no arms and no legs was lying on the beach...

A woman with no arms and no legs was lying on the beach as a fit, handsome man walked by.

"Sir," she said, "Would you do me a favor? I'm very lonely here. Would you give me a hug?"

"Certainly," he said, and knelt down to give her a hug.

She blushed and said, "That was wonderful....

Where does a four hundred pound alien go for exercise?

Planet Fitness

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