My wife just stormed into the kitchen, furious at how cheap and a penny pincher I’ve become.
She’s in there now, tearing all the plates in half.
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pincher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pincher says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let’s go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us."
The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "Just follow my lead." They walk over to the restaurant. The guy with the Doberman Pincher puts on a pair of dark glasses and he starts to walk in. A guy at the door says, "Sorry man, no pets allowed." The guy with the Doberman Pincher says, "You don’t u...
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The Robin Barron lets the Cat ouf of the Bag
The Robin Barron raises a motion to prohibiting the riff raff hunting worms.
Now the cat is out of the bag.
Hunger drives the Pigeonlatariate to call for state regulation of the bird feeder.
The Black Birdgeosisie pontificate on the mobs of raucous Gold Pinchers fouling up the w...
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
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