Paster Jokes - 3 Hilarious Paster Jokes

Grandpas joke: Ellen's church recognition

Ellen was very involved with her church and community projects. So much so, the paster decided to recognize her efforts during Sunday service.

Paster Davis: I'd like to take a moment to recognize Ellen for her hard work and contributions. Ellen come up here and take a bow.

Ellen smi...

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Damn Potatoes

A pastor comes home and asks his wife whats for dinner. "Damn Potatoes" she replied. Appalled at his wife's language, the pastor says "Theres no need to use such foul words to describe dinner dear." She later explains that the brand of potatoes is called 'Damn Potatoes' and they both have a good lau...

Painting the church.

Bill was short of money and was out looking for a job. Paster Nelson offered Bill $500 to buy paint and paint the church. Bill went out, bought some paint and started painting the church.
He discovered that he was using more paint than he expected, so he added some thinner to the paint. The paint...

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